Idek Star Trek & Tears

hotsingledads:

if i ever have a son i am not letting him grow one of those greasy, pathetic mustaches

evilbisexualstiles:

thebritishwinchester:

there-are-some-who-call-me-tim:

duffy-fluffy:

eyelinerandjcrew:

MY FAVORITE POST

PLEASE TELL ME THAT PEOPLE IN BRITAIN ACTUALLY CALL THE USA “THE COLONIES”

Nah, it’s what we call the rest of the world, because most of the time, it’s accurate.

usualy when we say america it’s followed by a sigh and an eyebrow roll

an eyebrow roll

f4me:

Today my teacher was writing on the board and he made his letter D weird and he said “sorry my D isn’t very straight” and the whole class couldn’t stop laughing and he had no idea what was going on

I have a little bit of a crush on the future’s greatest villain Khan Noonien Singh.
tylerchokely:

i dont like looking at this

tylerchokely:

i dont like looking at this

methvevo:

should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me

What’s the ship name for Smaug and Bilbo? Smauginns???

armadillo:

jehovahs:

armadillo:

WHERE DO ACCENTS GO WHEN PEOPLE SING 

accents come mainly through vowels and when you sing most of your vowels are extended into a neutral accent it’s not that difficult really i can’t believe 70k of u are this dumb

Don’t be a lil shit all ur life just because you know some random fact that obviously some people didn’t get